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[Pilgrim]

Guys, this thread has inspired me to create a candle of my own. I call it "This Looks Like My Penis". Anyone wanna see? 

No, and I don't want to hear any claims about scale length, either...

[uwe]

Fretless? 

[uwe]

Guys, this thread has inspired me to create a candle of my own. I call it "This Looks Like My Penis". Anyone wanna see? 

Lieber Tom,

I found this under the merchandise of your Norm-a-dick Whorizon site ...

https://nomadichorizon.bandcamp.com/



Now I really do like the graininess/veininess, you got that down up swell, but are you sure about the fin? I find it a bit garish. You might erect an unwanted impression there to something that is otherwise - cue in Gary's Amaretto house recipe - rather tastefully done. (Sadly, I found that the item is momentarily out of stock. Having to make do, I ordered your CD instead.)


Advice for concerned parents: The debilitating and morally corrosive effect of this so-called "Prog" on adolescents is often underestimated!



Subliminal messages everywhere! (No, that is not a "light bulb" underneath her chin.)

[Dave W]

 

[uwe]

OMGoop, I see everything in a different light now. Nothing is innocent!

[uwe]

In case you don't believe me, it's all true, here's proof:

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[Bargeon]

That's wicked.

[uwe]

My usual aggregate state! 

[gearHed289]

Lieber Tom,

I found this under the merchandise of your Norm-a-dick Whorizon site ...

https://nomadichorizon.bandcamp.com/



Now I really do like the graininess/veininess, you got that down up swell, but are you sure about the fin? I find it a bit garish. You might erect an unwanted impression there to something that is otherwise - cue in Gary's Amaretto house recipe - rather tastefully done. (Sadly, I found that the item is momentarily out of stock. Having to make do, I ordered your CD instead.)


Advice for concerned parents: The debilitating and morally corrosive effect of this so-called "Prog" on adolescents is often underestimated!



Subliminal messages everywhere! (No, that is not a "light bulb" underneath her chin.)

  Thank you for your purchase. Shipping today!

[TBird1958]

Lieber Tom,

I found this under the merchandise of your Norm-a-dick Whorizon site ...

https://nomadichorizon.bandcamp.com/



Now I really do like the graininess/veininess, you got that down up swell, but are you sure about the fin? I find it a bit garish. You might erect an unwanted impression there to something that is otherwise - cue in Gary's Amaretto house recipe - rather tastefully done. (Sadly, I found that the item is momentarily out of stock. Having to make do, I ordered your CD instead.)


Advice for concerned parents: The debilitating and morally corrosive effect of this so-called "Prog" on adolescents is often underestimated!



Subliminal messages everywhere! (No, that is not a "light bulb" underneath her chin.)

 Are the penis' back in stock? A couple would look good around the house, I seem to recall leaving a couple of them in the bathroom when the plumber had to visit........Mildly embarrassing. 

[uwe]

Perhaps Tom - little Progger he is - has broken the mold curtailing further production?

[TBird1958]

Perhaps Tom - little Progger he is - has broken the mold curtailing further production?

   


 Shrinkage perhaps? 

[Dave W]

New at Walmart!

[Pilgrim]

I can't help but observe that "Coochie Stank" could easily become a punk band name.....

[uwe]

Is this even vegan?