The best Gwyneth news yet

[westen44]

The Guardian columnist is quite witty.  A lot of humor going on there. 

[wellREDman]

 
"Because Gwyneth no longer has just her head up her vagina; she has crawled all the way inside. I am torn between suggesting this is a very advanced yoga position accessible only to those who have endless free time to practise, and pointing out this is The Human Centipede, but for extreme narcissists. Let’s go with both."

[uwe]

That's why Steve Bannon and I are avid Guardian readers. (Even if, I hasten to add, our deeper motivations aren't entirely the same!)

[gearHed289]

Apparently she's now got a show on Netflix.

[Dave W]

That Guardian article is hilarious.

I'm sure her Netflix show will only promote medically sound ideas. 

[amptech]

I'm sure her Netflix show will only promote medically sound ideas. 

And the perfect theme song for the netflix show: Candle in the wind

[uwe]

Candle in the with a wind ...

Fixed it for ya!

[Dave W]

Another tweet. 

[uwe]

  But I honestly don't know where this comes from! Or what fish you guys eat, but I don't associate the two at all (except in locker room'ish jokes). For some reason, women just feel self-conscious about their aroma, I've always wondered why - their mothers must be to blame, it's an upbringing thing. Same nonsense as about their periods, cherry pie is fine with me. (Or was, for the last 20 years or so, I've spent my life with women who were either very early or very late into their menopauses.  )

What I do find though (and other men as well who I have raised the issue with, strangely women don't feel the same way or at least don't admit it) is that truffle aroma smells like semen. No joke. I don't have issues with a truffle aroma or the scent of semen for that matter, but given the fact how many people go crazy about it (truffle taste, not semen), I always think to myself: That is not a scent I generally associate with food, but you're welcome to have all you can eat ...

[gweimer]

But I honestly don't know where this comes from! Or what fish you guys eat, but I don't associate the two at all (except in locker room'ish jokes). For some reason, women just feel self-conscious about their aroma, I've always wondered why - their mothers must be to blame, it's an upbringing thing. Same nonsense as about their periods, cherry pie is fine with me. (Or was, for the last 20 years or so, I've spent my life with women who were either very early or very late into their menopauses.  )

What I do find though (and other men as well who I have raised the issue with, strangely women don't feel the same way or at least don't admit it) is that truffle aroma smells like semen. No joke. I don't have issues with a truffle aroma or the scent of semen for that matter, but given the fact how many people go crazy about it (truffle taste, not semen), I always think to myself: That is not a scent I generally associate with food, but you're welcome to have all you can eat ...

A shot of Amaretto prior will fix that problem.   

[TBird1958]

But I honestly don't know where this comes from! Or what fish you guys eat, but I don't associate the two at all (except in locker room'ish jokes). For some reason, women just feel self-conscious about their aroma, I've always wondered why - their mothers must be to blame, it's an upbringing thing. Same nonsense as about their periods, cherry pie is fine with me. (Or was, for the last 20 years or so, I've spent my life with women who were either very early or very late into their menopauses.  )

What I do find though (and other men as well who I have raised the issue with, strangely women don't feel the same way or at least don't admit it) is that truffle aroma smells like semen. No joke. I don't have issues with a truffle aroma or the scent of semen for that matter, but given the fact how many people go crazy about it (truffle taste, not semen), I always think to myself: That is not a scent I generally associate with food, but you're welcome to have all you can eat ...

 I'm from Seattle, I know what good fish should taste like.

Regarding seman, I can't say that I've made any association with truffles...........Hmmmmm perhaps some research is in order 

[uwe]

A shot of Amaretto prior will fix that problem.   

On the truffles or the fish?

As usual, you are confusing me.

[gweimer]

On the truffles or the fish?

As usual, you are confusing me.

The truffles.

[uwe]

Now we're talking!

[gearHed289]

Guys, this thread has inspired me to create a candle of my own. I call it "This Looks Like My Penis". Anyone wanna see?