To continue about the Lambada. Here's a song from the anime series Ranma1/2 called "Ranma Lambada" which is actually a pun, since the R and L are interchangable in japanese so it could either be pronounced as "Ranma Ranbada" or "Lanma Lambada"
To translate what they say:
Akane: In our Tendo dojo.
Tendo's: Our home.
Akane: Ranma who went through hard training.
Tendo's: At Juusenkyo
Genma: It's quite a tragedy.
Male Ranma: When ever I get splashed with water.
Female Ranma: I turn female with all the troubles attached.
Tendo's: Akane's fiancee.