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Main Forums => The Outpost Cafe => Topic started by: Highlander on April 02, 2009, 04:41:31 PM
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The goatee has met it's demise...
It's my wife's birthday in the next few days and she hated it, but now I have to contest with my daughter blaming her mum for my GI crop (still no "clean shave" since the day before I got married in 1989) of the face, along with the rest - "... but your head looks all squashed now dad..."
I can always grow it back...
What about you...?
ps. My second anniversary...! Just noticed that I have passed the 2 days total time logged on to the LBO...!
oops... that won't get me any bonus points... gotta go now...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OewgrRLShM0
The moment you should see happens at the 2:13 mark
Another father who's at the mercy of his daughter.
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My beard comes and goes. I get tired of it after awhile, then I get tired of shaving after awhile. Very few people ever comment one way or the other, so I guess that means nobody thinks my head looks all squashed.
Give yourself a few days, you may decide you like being without it.
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Shaving your face is nothing................
Try trimming the poodle ( and everything else) on a regular basis ;)
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TMI!!! :P ;D C'mon, I just took a sip of coffee for cryin' out loud!
Shouldn't a girl keep some secrets? ;)
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LMFAO :o trimming the poodle.............................. never heard that one before.
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Did you hear about the woman whose little dog kept biting at a place on his side? She called her vet, he recommended a prescription depilatory to remove the hair so she could get a better look at what was bothering him.
When she went to the pharmacy to pick it up, the pharmacist told her, "this is strong stuff, you can use it full strength on your legs but dilute it 50% if you want to use it on your underarms."
The woman said, "you don't understand, I'm going to rub this on my little Schauzer."
The pharmacist said, "well, in that case, dilute it 80% and don't ride a bike or slide down a bannister for two weeks."
:rimshot:
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Did you hear about the woman whose little dog kept biting at a place on his side? She called her vet, he recommended a prescription depilatory to remove the hair so she could get a better look at what was bothering him.
When she went to the pharmacy to pick it up, the pharmacist told her, "this is strong stuff, you can use it full strength on your legs but dilute it 50% if you want to use it on your underarms."
The woman said, "you don't understand, I'm going to rub this on my little Schauzer."
The pharmacist said, "well, in that case, dilute it 80% and don't ride a bike or slide down a bannister for two weeks."
:rimshot:
Somehow I knew that was coming.... ;D
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Nice Dave!
That had me going for awhile! ;D
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Blazer... you have way too much spare time... ;D
Dave... I normally grow a full beard, but once it gets to a "Pugwash" (ref to a 70's UK cartoon) it gets its marching orders; the goatee was an experiment in seeing how far I could push my luck, I probably wouldn't have got the beard that long... ;D
Mark... Trim...? had you figured for a "wax" girl... Poodle...? are we talking a true Crufts "Best In Show" or a local "Pretiest Bitch" winner... ;D ;D ;D
Scott and Buzz... just be thankful that we lead such sheltered lives...
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Ken,
Perhaps you could try waxing your poodle first, we'd all like to hear how that turns out ;)
It'll probably only hurt like hell for a couple of days - big guy like you, that's nothin'.
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:o :o :o
Hey big sis...! you know I'm just a wimp when it comes down to personal pain, and anyway, girls have a higher pain threshold... and anyway, I'm just getting over a bad case of "Man-Flu" so I need all the sympathy I can get... :sad:
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"and anyway.......and anyway.........and anyway"
You're backpeddling! Go to the store and buy a waxing kit now! ;)
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Now I have a visual playing over and over in my head of Ken somehow stuck in the Frankie goes to Hollywood video - tie dye, goatee, sensible shoes and all :o :o
GOD, make it stopppppppppppppp!! ;D