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Dave W

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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #15 on: May 20, 2015, 10:00:02 PM »
If this catches on, taking selfies in the bathroom will be more difficult.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #16 on: May 20, 2015, 11:13:17 PM »
Some of the Asians in our office already squat to poo, judging by the footprints on the toilet seats.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #17 on: May 21, 2015, 05:44:27 AM »
People have been pooping for quite some time now. It's about time someone stepped up to teach us all how to do it right.
This method is not discussed in any of the training manuals that I'm familiar with, such as "Everyone Goes Poop" and" Everybody Poops". If Germany ever makes another run at taking over the world I'm sure this will be required reading and become the standard method of pooping ;D.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #18 on: May 21, 2015, 06:08:46 AM »
Unless you're away from your home bowl, Uwe, not pooping for 3 days is probably a sign that you need to cut back on the bratwosrt, all the worsts really, and up your sourkraut intake.

I do not wanna be the guy behind you in line for the airplane bathroom when one of those rings the bell.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #19 on: May 21, 2015, 07:34:43 AM »
All this nonsense is going to seriously screw up my golf game.

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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #20 on: May 21, 2015, 08:33:30 AM »
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #21 on: May 21, 2015, 08:34:19 AM »
Quote from: 4stringer77 on May 20, 2015, 07:27:04 PM
Other than squatting, keeping a good balance of bacterial gut flora is probably more important. Even more so when you have to counter the negative effects of GMO foods and glyphosate from herbicides. I like kombucha for those reasons.

I protect my precious bodily fluids at all times...

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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #22 on: May 21, 2015, 11:56:07 AM »
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #23 on: May 21, 2015, 12:44:29 PM »
Quote from: 4stringer77 on May 21, 2015, 11:56:07 AM
Great movie. Kubrick knew what he was talking about.
http://worldtruth.tv/us-government-admits-americans-have-been-overdosed-on-fluoride/

To be diplomatic, that particular website can hardly be considered an impeccable source. But it's good for giggles.

I found this article to be especially authoritative:  "Russian Navy UFO Records Say Aliens Love Oceans"

http://worldtruth.tv/russian-navy-ufo-records-say-aliens-love-oceans/
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #24 on: May 21, 2015, 12:59:56 PM »
Mention of "footprints" reminded me of having to work on PIA 747's back in the late 70's... not a pleasant memory thanks...

The flat porcelain "hole" is more common than what is known as the "Western" variant in their world...
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #25 on: May 21, 2015, 03:52:53 PM »
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #26 on: May 21, 2015, 08:46:46 PM »
Quote from: 4stringer77 on May 21, 2015, 11:56:07 AM
Great movie. Kubrick knew what he was talking about.
http://worldtruth.tv/us-government-admits-americans-have-been-overdosed-on-fluoride/

Oh, please! The headline is copied directly from the article by Dr. Mercola, biggest quack on the internet, and the article just regurgitates his made-up alarmism. The CDC admitted no such thing.

If you want to know what the CDC really said, here it is.
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #27 on: May 21, 2015, 08:48:57 PM »
Quote from: Granny Gremlin on May 21, 2015, 06:08:46 AM
Unless you're away from your home bowl, Uwe, not pooping for 3 days is probably a sign that you need to cut back on the bratwosrt, all the worsts really, and up your sourkraut intake.

I do not wanna be the guy behind you in line for the airplane bathroom when one of those rings the bell.

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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #28 on: May 21, 2015, 10:54:41 PM »
Deservedly so... :mrgreen:

Ah yes... google "eastern toilet" or just click HERE
Quite common in a lot of the bars in France too... Often to be found with something akin to a shower hose to "flush" the product...

Ah yes... plumbing the depths in the name of research... a new low for the outpost...

Billy...?! where'd that "outpost" sign go...?
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Re: Germany leads the way in research
« Reply #29 on: May 22, 2015, 06:25:42 AM »
I was eager to accept my previous link's validity because I'm not a fan of fluoride. I think this next link may be a better case for my argument.
http://fluoridealert.org/articles/phosphate01/
If that's not quaky enough, here's something about Kubrick's alleged knowledge of the illuminati.
http://vigilantcitizen.com/moviesandtv/the-hidden-and-not-so-hidden-messages-in-stanley-kubriks-eyes-wide-shut-pt-i/


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