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Rob

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Well, this is nuts
« on: December 03, 2014, 07:01:25 PM »
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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2014, 03:10:35 AM »
´my scrotum was the size of a big grapefruit ´

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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2014, 08:15:37 AM »


 Obviously, not the best testicle for metal  :rolleyes:
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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2014, 09:44:34 AM »
Well said, Mark.

Sounds to me like he is one dang tough dude to keep performing through that!  OW!!!!!
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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2014, 11:30:22 AM »
I take it that high backing vocals in a symphonic metal band are something of an asset, no? "Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either. Or maybe "Rapture of the Testicle".

That said, I have prudently cancelled my recent streamer cannon order.



Seriously, what a freak accident and I hope the best for our fellow bassist and his testicle, there is however historic evidence that you can still be fertile with just one.

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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2014, 05:06:24 PM »
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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2014, 08:30:33 PM »
Great tune, but it can start a really serious ear worm going.  I've had that one stick with me for days!
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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2014, 05:15:41 AM »
Had he followed the teachings of the Greek Gods Testiclees and Spectaclees , he would have been wearing a cup and safety glasses. At least that's how I have it figured ???
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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2014, 09:21:06 AM »
Quote from: rahock on December 05, 2014, 05:15:41 AM
Had he followed the teachings of the Greek Gods Testiclees and Spectaclees , he would have been wearing a cup and safety glasses. At least that's how I have it figured ???
Rick

Testiclees at about 2:50!

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Re: Well, this is nuts
« Reply #9 on: December 06, 2014, 06:47:43 PM »
Quote from: uwe on December 04, 2014, 11:30:22 AM
"Rüptüred Testicle" isn't a bad name for a metal band either

I think this is the funniest thing I've read all day, and I needed a good laugh today. Thank you!
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