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drbassman

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How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« on: April 24, 2008, 09:36:56 AM »
I saw this in the refinishing forum.  It's pretty entertaining, even if you don't read the cyrillic alphabet!

http://www.guitars.ru/03/info.php?z969
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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2008, 10:15:21 AM »
Quite a lot of work and in the end it doesn't even look like a good relic job.

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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2008, 12:39:49 PM »
Quite a lot of work and in the end it doesn't even look like a good relic job.

I was hoping it was a joke, not serious!!!  :P
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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2008, 02:14:28 PM »
It's a joke all right, but probably unintentional.

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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2008, 02:33:23 PM »

Well, you know those pesky Russians!
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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2008, 04:54:31 PM »
 I suppose the final  step is to flush it down the toilet it is pictured with.
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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2008, 04:35:16 AM »
I LOVE THAT PIC!!!

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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2008, 05:41:12 AM »
Yeah, they certainly have a unique technique!  Unfortunately, "abused" rarely equals "reliced.!"
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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2008, 06:12:25 AM »
Certainly a cleaner way than urinating on metal hardware to age it (Old story)

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Re: How to relic a guitar (the Russian method)
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2008, 06:50:49 AM »
For what it's worth, I do think the neck turned out pretty good, but the body just looks beat up.
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