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New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« on: January 05, 2018, 09:12:13 PM »
Implant O’Rama system for at-home coffee enemas  :o

Rectal Burns... new band name?

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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #1 on: January 06, 2018, 07:16:46 AM »
Coffee; black, no sugar... :mrgreen:

Put's a whole (hole?) new spin on that coffee that is made from beans that have been through a cat's digestive system...
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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #2 on: January 06, 2018, 02:47:21 PM »
On second thought, maybe Rectal Burns was a lesser known Scots poet.

Coffee; black, no sugar... :mrgreen:

Put's a whole (hole?) new spin on that coffee that is made from beans that have been through a cat's digestive system...

Kopi Luwak coffee. If you can afford to buy that (about $100/lb.) then you can afford the Implant O'Rama.


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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #3 on: January 06, 2018, 04:52:44 PM »
Ars Technica refers to the Goop coffee enema as a "triumph of ignorance."   

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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #4 on: January 06, 2018, 05:23:57 PM »
Rectal was Rab Burn's lesser known 2nd cousin twice removed... they don't talk about him much... bit of an a'hole by all accounts...

Dinna forget t' get the haaaggis in f' the 25th... and the neeps...  :mrgreen:
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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #5 on: January 18, 2018, 09:53:43 AM »
It's kind of Kopi Luwak the other way around, isn't it? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, crap to ... Ok, let's not wade there!

Still, this thread is somewhat of a let-down, I thought Gwyneth ate the coffee beans herself and you could then perhaps order ...  8)
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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2018, 10:53:35 AM »


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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #7 on: January 18, 2018, 11:03:27 AM »
Will there be a decaf, non-dairy variant?
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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #8 on: January 18, 2018, 11:19:21 AM »
Will there be a decaf, non-dairy variant?

Yes!  It's a new thing called "water"....
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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #9 on: January 18, 2018, 12:55:59 PM »
... I thought Gwyneth ate the coffee beans herself and you could then perhaps order ...  8)

She has someone eat them for her... here's a promotional video for the "production crew"...



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Re: New Year, new recommendations from Gwyneth
« Reply #10 on: January 18, 2018, 01:46:35 PM »
It's kind of Kopi Luwak the other way around, isn't it? Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, crap to ... Ok, let's not wade there!

Still, this thread is somewhat of a let-down, I thought Gwyneth ate the coffee beans herself and you could then perhaps order ...  8)

Don't be surprised if she starts selling brewed coffee that has been recirculated through her nether regions. I have no doubt that some of her subscribers would buy it.