Mother's Day is coming

[Dave W]

From Dave Barry's blog, a suggested present instead of flowers.

My Shiny Hiney

Do you really need a holiday to justify buying this?

[Pilgrim]

One wonders why the progeny would decide that mom's hiney needs to be shiny. That indicates an interesting family dynamic. 

[bassilisk]

I agree.

I mean, it's disturbing to think that a progeny would know this is not only required, but something on her "got-to-get-me-one-of-those" list...

[TBird1958]

 A scrubbed, shiny, disinfected, fragrant heiny, is a happy heiny 





Did I get the Oxford comma thingy right there Al?

[66Atlas]

How did this one slip past Gwyneth?  It seems like the perfect thing post vaginal steaming.

[bassilisk]

Things have sure come a long way....

[Pilgrim]

 A scrubbed, shiny, disinfected, fragrant heiny, is a happy heiny 


Did I get the Oxford comma thingy right there Al?

I thought you wagged your comma in public with great expertise! 

[Dave W]

I was thinking more of getting one for your honey, not your mom. Unless they're one and the same.

Gwyneth probably has staff to come in and hand buff hers.

[66Atlas]

I was thinking more of getting one for your honey, not your mom. Unless they're one and the same.

Gwyneth probably has staff to come in and hand buff hers.

If that's a job Gwyn is offering it might be time to update your resume Dave 

[Dave W]

If that's a job Gwyn is offering it might be time to update your resume Dave 

Sorry, no. Too much fishy odor.

[Pilgrim]

I believe that would be steamed fish, correct? 

[Dave W]

I believe that would be steamed fish, correct? 

Even worse! 

Has she offered any new quack health advice in the past month? Should we be worried?

[uwe]

This type of "discussion" is what happens when I'm not around for a few days to watch over you! I'm - as usual - repelled.

What's wrong with adjusting the water jet on your shower head to full force and letting that do the job? If you start to bubble at the mouth, you have set it on too much pressure.

Also: Keep separate from your electric toothbrush kit.

[gweimer]

Sorry, no. Too much fishy odor.

Would that be the Passion Fruit scented scrub?   

[Dave W]

Also: Keep separate from your electric toothbrush kit.

Any woman whose mouth is large enough to mistakenly fit the heiny brush inside should be very popular.

Would that be the Passion Fruit scented scrub?   

If you're talking about Gwyneth, it's hard to know whether or not you're joking. If it's not already one of her products, she's probably researching it.