I'm thinking this might be counterfeit Scotch

[Dave W]

Before buying, always read the labial.

[Basvarken]

Haha. Johnnie needs to work those labia

[Pilgrim]

Decorum forbids speculation about why the labials would be so red.

[4stringer77]

Could have been worse. Black, blue or green for instance. 

[Highlander]

A lot of the "real-deal" comes from my local distillery...

[uwe]

Perhaps a limited edition with a specual flavor? Johnnie Worker gives those labia(l)s all attention they deserve.

[Dave W]

A lot of the "real-deal" comes from my local distillery...

The stuff from your local distillery doesn't have a fishy aftertaste.

A commenter at the blog where I saw this posted says it's a real knockoff from Asia, not a joke prop.

[uwe]

"The stuff from your local distillery doesn't have a fishy aftertaste."

Generations of women have suffered under that comment, Dave!

[gweimer]

Wet your lips with some Red Labial...

[Rob]

Haha. Johnnie needs to work those labia

[exiledarchangel]

So there's a worker named Johnny, and he has red lips (labial). Pretty appropriate for this forum anyway.

[Dave W]

So there's a worker named Johnny, and he has red lips (labial). Pretty appropriate for this forum anyway.

They were originally pink.

[exiledarchangel]

Maybe this worker has a night job too, who knows with this economy.

[BTL]

Why would anybody counterfeit Johnny Walker red?

[uwe]

For the same reason people by Squier guitars and basses. I always wonder about that too.