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Mark's got better legs than Gwyneth, imho...  ;)
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Confession time yet again? In hindsight, it was more of an eye witness experience, less "hearing" perhaps.  :-X
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"I don't know the details of what choices Gwyneth made ..."

Those who know here, do not speak.  :-X :-X
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"I don't know the details of what choices Gwyneth made ..."

Those who know here, do not speak.  :-X :-X

I suppose I'll have to remain in the dark then.  In the meantime, here is something I just ran across.  I don't know whether to be amused or a little alarmed.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/11/sex-with-gwyneth-paltrow-must-be-terrible/
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #34 on: May 11, 2016, 05:28:52 PM »
Since it's gold it's indisputably hypoallergenic.  Then again, so is glass, but gold makes for a better money shot.


its a butt plug attached to a dildo, I cant imagine a less romantic position to be in

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And I thought reverse and non-reverse only applied to Thunderbirds. I must get out more.
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I suppose I'll have to remain in the dark then.  In the meantime, here is something I just ran across.  I don't know whether to be amused or a little alarmed.

http://nypost.com/2016/05/11/sex-with-gwyneth-paltrow-must-be-terrible/

No dark, it's just a running gag here about Dave W's once serious intentions with G which he is now mostly in denial about. It's like never anything happened.
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No dark, it's just a running gag here about Dave W's once serious intentions with G which he is now mostly in denial about. It's like never anything happened.

This reminds me of the movie "Meet the Fockers" where Ben Stiller is told by his girlfriend what he said when he was injected with truth serum.  The part of finding Blythe Danner (Gwyneth Paltrow's real life mother) to be attractive.  It was a funny scene and that actress playing Ben Stiller's girlfriend delivered her lines very well.  Good movie. 
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #38 on: May 11, 2016, 07:13:37 PM »
its a butt plug attached to a dildo, I cant imagine a less romantic position to be in

You guys frighten me sometimes.  Mark seems to be the tame one here...  ???
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No dark, it's just a running gag here about Dave W's once serious intentions with G which he is now mostly in denial about. It's like never anything happened.

Dave W never had any intentions at all toward Gwyneth. She was always too blonde for my taste, now she's detoxed, vaginally steamed and apparently has her sanitized orifices tinged with gold residue. Spare me.

It wouldn't surprise me at all if she actually sells some of these to celebrity-obsessed twits with money.


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Never believe anything until it has been officially denied!!!

This belongs in the pantheon of great cover-ups, along with Area 51 and why we are still not allowed to say the truth about the origins of TV-yellow.

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Here's another remedy for Gwyneth to turn into the latest fad for her followers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKEtoTKULyk

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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #42 on: May 12, 2016, 07:50:40 AM »
its a butt plug attached to a dildo, I cant imagine a less romantic position to be in


 It doesn't hurt - Really, you can trust me on this  :-*
Jake's two day curry binge will be much more painful

I need to get this printed on tank top for stage use........


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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #43 on: May 12, 2016, 07:59:34 AM »

 It doesn't hurt - Really, you can trust me on this  :-*
Jake's two day curry binge will be much more painful


I took it to mean that bum to bum isn't very intimate in the sense of emotional connection.  To each their own. ... and it can hurt for some people, especially the first time due to nervous clenching and not warming/lubing up properly.

I've never had gastro spice issues.  It's due to the natural selection that comes with your family surviving communism; I have an iron stomach.  A less desirable side effect is that my mom always overcooks the meat out of habit.
« Last Edit: May 12, 2016, 08:42:06 AM by Granny Gremlin »
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"I took it to mean that bum to bum isn't very (intimate in the sense of emotional connection)."

Just ignore him, Mark, he doesn't know what he's talking about, communist upbringing and all. Not intimate?  :o Where I am from it was a way to get to know each other in the first place!


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