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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #60 on: May 13, 2016, 11:16:34 AM »
Nothing is innocent; your own countryman (I make no distinction between Germans and Austrians either, FYI, which I'd argue to be historically fair) assured us of this years ago when he invented psychoanalysis.

Also typical contortionist/gymnast wear is lycra/spandex, preferrably with copious sequins, and not latex/PVC/whatever that is; they're definitely a bit freaky no matter their ethnicity.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #61 on: May 13, 2016, 11:21:29 AM »
Darn, I just wanted to got to the loo, but now your post has made me all anal-retentive again!
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #62 on: May 13, 2016, 11:32:33 AM »
You may have some use for this then:



(I promised/threatenned to post this a few days ago, don't recall if in this thread or some other)
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #63 on: May 13, 2016, 02:14:20 PM »


 "Chinese State Circus"   What a great name for a band!



That's right in there with "Non-Dairy Creamer"  :-*
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #64 on: May 13, 2016, 02:48:16 PM »
For a band - I'm thinking "Squirrel Worship".

Can't imagine how I got that idea.   :P
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #65 on: May 13, 2016, 03:06:29 PM »
Quote from: TBird1958 on May 13, 2016, 02:14:20 PM
That's right in there with "Non-Dairy Creamer"  :-*

Coming from you, I will never be able to identify that term as anything innocent again.  :mrgreen:
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #66 on: May 13, 2016, 04:39:07 PM »
It's the squirrels... they drive you nuts, you know...
I know just what this thread is lacking...

Jackie and me have started an open and honest discussions about a new shed... and I'm also thinking of buying a Hellcat kit... :mrgreen:
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #67 on: May 13, 2016, 08:59:23 PM »
Quote from: 66Atlas on May 13, 2016, 08:11:57 AM
In other news poor Gwyneth is experiencing another onslaught of attacks from the press:

http://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5

I didn't know wearing a bra caused cancer, guess I'm going topless from now on.  ;D

The underwire bra guy: "He's previously come under fire for a Goop essay advancing the idea that negative words can change the physical structure of water."  :o
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #68 on: May 14, 2016, 09:04:16 AM »
Quote from: Granny Gremlin on May 13, 2016, 11:32:33 AM
You may have some use for this then:



(I promised/threatenned to post this a few days ago, don't recall if in this thread or some other)

I didn't realize Kenny's digs were so, er, palatial.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #69 on: May 15, 2016, 03:04:48 AM »
That's the old shed... :mrgreen:
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #70 on: May 15, 2016, 11:49:02 AM »
Quote from: 66Atlas on May 13, 2016, 08:11:57 AM
In other news poor Gwyneth is experiencing another onslaught of attacks from the press:

http://www.businessinsider.com/gwyneth-paltrow-goop-bad-health-advice-2016-5

I didn't know wearing a bra caused cancer, guess I'm going topless from now on.  ;D

Huh, my guess is that she believes the bra bit because it seems that she's forgone the use of them for some many years or so it appears...... :rolleyes:
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #71 on: May 15, 2016, 09:55:28 PM »
Quote from: Lightyear on May 15, 2016, 11:49:02 AM
Huh, my guess is that she believes the bra bit because it seems that she's forgone the use of them for some many years or so it appears...... :rolleyes:

Have they become dive bombers?
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #72 on: May 16, 2016, 07:26:55 AM »
Quote from: Dave W on May 15, 2016, 09:55:28 PM
Have they become dive bombers?

 :mrgreen:
Now I have to start referring to them as a pair of Stukas...
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #73 on: May 16, 2016, 07:56:35 AM »

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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)
« Reply #74 on: May 16, 2016, 01:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Dave W on May 15, 2016, 09:55:28 PM
Have they become dive bombers?

You know, there have been some studies on this that suggest going braless actually helps keep them up, because the muscles involved actually get used, rather than atrophy because of the artificial support.
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