Author Topic: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: After a wobbly start, this thread is now whipping it up!)  (Read 8636 times)

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I would imagine that the used ones, especially, should hold devotional value, don't you think?
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I would imagine that the used ones, especially, should hold devotional value, don't you think?

Maybe to someone like Prince Charles, who once wished he was Camilla's tampon.

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Let's not tunnel into that.
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After skimming through this article, my only conclusion is that Goop is even wackier than I ever imagined. 

http://jezebel.com/all-your-goop-health-summit-questions-answered-1796030710

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After skimming through this article, my only conclusion is that Goop is even wackier than I ever imagined. 

http://jezebel.com/all-your-goop-health-summit-questions-answered-1796030710

"An IV Drip Bar..."  :o

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"An IV Drip Bar..."  :o

No way in hell would I ever have that done.  As hard as it is for them to find my veins, there has to be a real medical reason for somebody to try  something like that on me. 

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What did the attendees walk away with?

"Wellness. Nail polish. Protein bars. Beauty products."
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I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.

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I guess it's all better than dropping Agent Orange on people. And her clientel can afford it.
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http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2017/06/23/gwyneth-paltrows-goop-criticized-by-ex-nasa-scientist-for-bogus-healing-stickers.html

They were "misinformed" -- riiiiight. The carbon material was probably developed by someone whose neighbor's cousin's former coworker once read a book about NASA. Yeah, that's the ticket. We'll just claim it was in NASA spacesuits.

Maybe if Goop's customers would put these healing stickers on their jade eggs before inserting them, all kinds of magical stuff will happen.

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I'm thinking that Rabbit Hash would be a decent band name.
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