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Re: Poor Gwyneth
« Reply #1 on: April 27, 2016, 11:26:21 AM »
I'm only posting this to preempt Uwe.  :mrgreen

Probably a good move - This way it takes all the joy out of it for him.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth
« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2016, 07:53:14 AM »
You know what, this forum has in the meantime corrupted my mind to such a despicable degree that I opened this thread fully convinced that "juice cleanse" referred to Gwyn's other habit of steam-cleansing certain juice-producing body parts of hers. You know Dave's use of colorful language, "doughnut bumpers" and "bagel babes" and such. I was - as is part of my generally inquisitive nature - immediately intrigued. And now it's all about fruit, Dave you sure know how to disappoint, thanks a bunch. Mind you, the first sentence of that article was still promising, namely "Put down the straw.", it had me thinking "Wow, don't these Yanks come up with the most interesting practices?!". Not for the ticklish though.

But that non-fruit cleansing can't be healthy either, plus it must be an acquired taste in more ways than one. Don't mess with nature.

And too much liquid fruit gives you diarrhea anyway - but for some reason women seem to mistake that as a sign of good health. Plus demineralizes your teeth, my dentist always says.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2016, 09:15:58 AM »
I spent some time a few years back working in a "healthy" supermarket. I was always amused at the number of women who flocked in, fists full of cash, to purchase whatever the latest diarrhea-inducing concoction was. According to what I've been reading of late, that practice has now been amended with the tireless pursuit of water-clear urine as well. Bottoms up all!
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2016, 09:34:04 AM »
A most prevalent female obsession. I go when I have the time to or my gut tells me to. What goes in, will come out eventually. No sense mulling over it.

Water-clear urine? Non-sensical concept. It has to be amber-like in color and gelatinous consistency, how else are you gonna leave a mark to be (eventually) reminded of?
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #5 on: April 28, 2016, 10:13:02 AM »
Sorry to disappoint you, Uwe. Smooth clams aren't as juicy as bearded ones anyway, and anyone as obsessive about cleanliness as she is... well, we can only asssume.

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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #6 on: April 28, 2016, 10:36:46 AM »
That's insane - water clear urine means you are in severely overhydrated and may have hyponatremia.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #7 on: April 28, 2016, 10:40:48 AM »
It means urine trouble then!

Ouch.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #8 on: April 28, 2016, 12:27:57 PM »
That was very humorous.  ;D


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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #9 on: April 28, 2016, 04:11:53 PM »
That's insane - water clear urine means you are in severely overhydrated and may have hyponatremia.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #10 on: April 28, 2016, 08:01:57 PM »
I swear that I will NOT click on that article.
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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #11 on: April 28, 2016, 09:01:16 PM »
I swear that I will NOT click on that article.

It's more silliness from obsessed mentally unstable celebrities who think they can detoxify themselves.

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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #12 on: April 29, 2016, 12:25:44 AM »
No need for detoxification unless you have had a close encounter with dr. Lecter.



Your liver and kidneys do all the detoxification that you need.

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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #13 on: April 29, 2016, 02:52:57 AM »
My girlfriend was briefly into juicing (which would mean something totally different if she was a weightlifter). It looked like a license to print money!

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Re: Poor Gwyneth (Uwe sez: Strictly antclimatic content!)
« Reply #14 on: April 29, 2016, 03:41:05 AM »
Apparently, this alkaline diet makes you turn blond. And boring.

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