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The Outpost Cafe / Free parking in the rear
« on: March 07, 2010, 01:57:02 PM »
For all your health needs, if you happen to live in Corydon, Indiana.
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The Bass Zone / MOVED: When Acoustic amps ruled the world...
« on: February 22, 2010, 05:01:27 PM »1265
The Outpost Cafe / That pilot in Austin
« on: February 18, 2010, 09:36:25 PM »
Joseph Stack, the guy who flew the plane into the building, was a bassist.
I don't want to get into a discussion of his motives, just thought this tidbit might be of interest.
I don't want to get into a discussion of his motives, just thought this tidbit might be of interest.
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The Outpost Cafe / Wishing well
« on: February 16, 2010, 11:20:32 AM »
Just revisiting one of my favorite comedy bits. A lot packed into 48 seconds with not a word spoken.
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The Outpost Cafe / What if Journey and Metallica....
« on: February 13, 2010, 09:23:18 AM »
Be sure to read the premise at the beginning. 
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The Outpost Cafe / Behind the veil
« on: February 11, 2010, 10:37:02 AM »
The bride was bearded and crosseyed
but I bet she had a nice camel toe.
Comedians ought to have a field day with this.
but I bet she had a nice camel toe.
Comedians ought to have a field day with this.
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The Outpost Cafe / Off The Record
« on: February 07, 2010, 09:34:32 AM »
This is one of the better newspaper corrections I've seen: http://www.nashuatelegraph.com/news/593663-196/correction.html
And those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
And those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked have been sacked.
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The Outpost Cafe / Things that are hard to say when you're drunk
« on: February 05, 2010, 11:04:27 PM »
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9.. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I’m married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
4. No thanks, I’m not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7.. I’m not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
9.. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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Bill's Shop: Projects, Mods & Repairs / Private guitar building class with Robbie O'Brien
« on: February 05, 2010, 02:35:39 PM »
Some of you may remember Robbie O'Brien from this thread. He teaches guitar building at Red Rocks Community College in the Denver area.
He will now be offering some private instruction in his own shop. I subscribe to his YouTube channel, otherwise I know nothing more than what you see here.
He will now be offering some private instruction in his own shop. I subscribe to his YouTube channel, otherwise I know nothing more than what you see here.