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Title: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Dave W on May 04, 2017, 06:58:04 AM
From Dave Barry's blog, a suggested present instead of flowers.

My Shiny Hiney (https://myshineyhiney.com/products/my-shiney-hiney-personal-cleansing-kit)

Do you really need a holiday to justify buying this?
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Pilgrim on May 04, 2017, 07:23:13 AM
One wonders why the progeny would decide that mom's hiney needs to be shiny. That indicates an interesting family dynamic.  :o
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: bassilisk on May 04, 2017, 08:55:59 AM
I agree.

I mean, it's disturbing to think that a progeny would know this is not only required, but something on her "got-to-get-me-one-of-those" list...
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: TBird1958 on May 04, 2017, 09:10:27 AM


 A scrubbed, shiny, disinfected, fragrant heiny, is a happy heiny  :-*





Did I get the Oxford comma thingy right there Al?
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: 66Atlas on May 04, 2017, 09:37:21 AM
How did this one slip past Gwyneth?  It seems like the perfect thing post vaginal steaming.
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: bassilisk on May 04, 2017, 09:58:12 AM
Things have sure come a long way....

(https://i.imgbox.com/2UoFdGg9.jpg)
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Pilgrim on May 04, 2017, 11:29:37 AM

 A scrubbed, shiny, disinfected, fragrant heiny, is a happy heiny  :-*


Did I get the Oxford comma thingy right there Al?

I thought you wagged your comma in public with great expertise! 
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Dave W on May 04, 2017, 11:30:33 AM
I was thinking more of getting one for your honey, not your mom. Unless they're one and the same.

Gwyneth probably has staff to come in and hand buff hers.
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: 66Atlas on May 05, 2017, 08:28:35 PM
I was thinking more of getting one for your honey, not your mom. Unless they're one and the same.

Gwyneth probably has staff to come in and hand buff hers.

If that's a job Gwyn is offering it might be time to update your resume Dave  ;D
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Dave W on May 06, 2017, 03:36:13 PM
If that's a job Gwyn is offering it might be time to update your resume Dave  ;D

Sorry, no. Too much fishy odor.
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Pilgrim on May 06, 2017, 09:02:45 PM
I believe that would be steamed fish, correct?  ;D
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Dave W on May 07, 2017, 10:00:25 PM
I believe that would be steamed fish, correct?  ;D

Even worse!  :mrgreen:

Has she offered any new quack health advice in the past month? Should we be worried?
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: uwe on May 09, 2017, 11:57:37 AM
This type of "discussion" is what happens when I'm not around for a few days to watch over you! I'm - as usual - repelled.

What's wrong with adjusting the water jet on your shower head to full force and letting that do the job? If you start to bubble at the mouth, you have set it on too much pressure.

Also: Keep separate from your electric toothbrush kit.
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: gweimer on May 09, 2017, 12:33:24 PM
Sorry, no. Too much fishy odor.

Would that be the Passion Fruit scented scrub?   :o
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Dave W on May 09, 2017, 09:46:48 PM

Also: Keep separate from your electric toothbrush kit.

Any woman whose mouth is large enough to mistakenly fit the heiny brush inside should be very popular.

Would that be the Passion Fruit scented scrub?   :o

If you're talking about Gwyneth, it's hard to know whether or not you're joking. If it's not already one of her products, she's probably researching it.
Title: Re: Mother's Day is coming
Post by: Dave W on May 09, 2017, 09:49:09 PM
(https://68.media.tumblr.com/36a867b85a0f77f40101b74778148f72/tumblr_op97ljpJVf1snm7t3o1_500.jpg)